Tiny Geniuses

Faith: There aren't 24 hours in a day.

Me: Really?

Faith: Yeah. There are, like, thousands.

Me: Really? How do you know?

Faith: Because when you are waiting for something or when I get bored, the clock goes really slow. Like - tick [dramatic pause] tock. tick. tock. And its so slow and thats why there are thousands!

Me: Wow. Genius.

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Faith: [with hoody on head, laughing] I'm a dementor! I'm here to take away all your happiness!