Bouts sans fleurs

I don't know if I frenchified that correctly. I thought this was pretty much the most awesome non-floral bout I had come across yet:

[find it at Until My Heart Stops]

So I sent the link over to FH via Google Chat.

me: how awesome is this?

FH: huh?

me: huh what?

FH: i don't get it.

me: its a bout. for your jacket?

FH: ok.

me: you are no fun

Sigh. Someone else who is getting married or going to prom or just generally in need of a bout, please buy it. It really is amazing. As always, my hat is off to people that are this insanely creative.

Tiny Geniuses

Faith: There aren't 24 hours in a day.

Me: Really?

Faith: Yeah. There are, like, thousands.

Me: Really? How do you know?

Faith: Because when you are waiting for something or when I get bored, the clock goes really slow. Like - tick [dramatic pause] tock. tick. tock. And its so slow and thats why there are thousands!

Me: Wow. Genius.

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Faith: [with hoody on head, laughing] I'm a dementor! I'm here to take away all your happiness!

I'm onto you

Leaving the movie theatre recently, the boyfriend casually glances up at the GIANT poster above our heads – the one featuring Scarlett Johanssan in medieval garb which makes it appear as though her breasts might jump out and attack someone at any given moment - and says extremely nonchalantly ... "hey, that looks like it might be good! We should see it." As though he hadn’t been spending the entire previous two hours since we first walked by said movie poster plotting exactly how to drop that line casually into conversation.

I am so onto you.

And I'm not alone - in an extremely unscientific poll, two out of every three girlfriends have experienced this EXACT same conversation.